Prayer to become contortionist

by Noah ()

Father god, I know that it has been forever since I last prayed to you. I come to you now to ask for forgiveness of my sins father. For I am a new man in Christ. I believe you are the only god that can answer my prayers father.
For many decades I have had a desire to become a contortionist father and I have always wanted to become a yogi. I pray father god that you help me fulfill my desire to become a contortionist father god. I love you with all my heart father god in Jesus name, amen

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