May you, and your most holy Saints, give us in help in our hour of need. May Dundee United have the courage and ability to grab victory as they go into battle with the evil forces of Satan. I beseech thee, oh’ Lord, to let your light shine upon your humble and loyal servants, being followers of Glasgow Celtic, and grant us the League Championship for season 2010/11.
Fianally, may you protect out leader and manager, Neil Lennon, from the persection which has been inflicted upon him by people who do not follow your most sacred teaching.
I make this prayer through Christ, my Lord.