Almighty and loving Father, I thank you for giving St. Gerard to us as a most appealing model and powerful friend. By his example, he showed us how to love and trust you. You have showered many blessings on those who call upon him. For your greater glory and my welfare, please grant me the favours which I ask in his name.
(Here mention them privately) That he be made human, given all that he can dream of, a life of his own, worshipped by everyone, told not what to do, forgiven for everything he did and loved by everyone and given million of dollars and anything he could dream of and every part of him, his family and lots of girls, no matter what it takes and for him to go for a walk everyday for me to pray with him everyday and find all the saints in the world and get me out of this house, so that I can move back in to my real house and miracles for him granted by the pope and to never end up in the bad place no matter what it takes and million of dollars.
And you, my powerful patron, intercede for me before the throne of God. Draw near to that throne and do not leave it until you have been heard. O good saint, to you I address my fervent prayers; graciously accept them and let me experience in some way the effects of your powerful intercession. Amen.