Please help me win the Lotto

by Eddy (Santa Rosa Beach, FL)

Please forgive my sins, for I know that I am a sinner. Thank you for me and my family’s good heath and safety. Please Saint Jude help me and my wife win the lotto. At the age of 55, my wife and I, while taking care of our grandson, are down to our last 3 dollars. University graduates with no work in site for either of us, and the foreclosure looming over our only home, we are in dire straits. Winning the lotto will not only secure our finances, but also allow my wife, your faithful servant, to aid in her church and continue the spiritual work. I too will devote myself to your calling. Additionally, this windfall will help my children return to the path of post-secondary education.