Please help me sell my home profitably

by Bo (Gainesville, Ga / USA)

Please, Saint Joseph, sell my home. It is upside down in value, and old, and shabby, and no one wants it. And I dream of a mountain home with no stairs so my knees will stop hurting, and a big room for an art studio so I can be a painter. But values in this area are low, and I have no money. I need to sell this house for much more than I owe. Please help me. I am almost out of hope.