Please pray for God to take me to heaven without me dying tonight. I know that I’m not seeing Memorial Day 2020. If God doesn’t take me to heaven without me dying tonight, then God wants me to hate him. I better not see June 17th, 2020. If God takes me to heaven without me dying tonight, then job isn’t brought up either, which is good. I need to have what I want. I need to have what I want, so God must take me to heaven without me dying. I wouldn’t have lived as long as I did if God had taken me to heaven without me dying already, so God should have taken me to heaven without me dying already. If God doesn’t want me to hate him, then God takes me to heaven without me dying already. I’m against not going to heaven without me dying. I advise against not going to heaven without me dying. God can’t promise me that it’s worth it if he doesn’t take me to heaven without me dying tonight. Everybody understands if God takes me to heaven without me dying. I’m not gone if God doesn’t take me to heaven without me dying tonight, and I need to be gone. Stop, I want out, okay. Look, God, I want out. It’s rude and disrespectful of God to not take me to heaven without me dying after I asked God to take me to heaven without me dying so many times. If God cares about my happiness, then God fucking grants this prayer request. If God wants me to be happy, then God fucking takes me to heaven without me dying tonight. If God doesn’t take me to heaven without me dying tonight, “shit!”. “Shit!” if God doesn’t take me to heaven without me dying tonight. I don’t want to end up in a hospital, so God wants to take me to heaven without me dying tonight. I want to end up going to heaven without me dying tonight, so God wants to take me to heaven without me dying tonight. I know that I’m not seeing May 25th, 2020. God better take me to heaven without me dying before May 25th, 2020. I wouldn’t have lived this long if God had taken me to heaven without me dying already. God doesn’t want me to end up in a hospital, so God wants to take me to heaven without me dying tonight.
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