Dear Gay, Jewish Jesus,
Please deliver a bisexual poolboy to my wife for her to fuck while I watch then I intro him to trump then I show my exposed belly while fondling another guy’s wife. Please let moron christians send me free money to support this poolboy’s gay youth hostel. Please don’t let the pictures Michael Cohen has of me sucking dick end up online forever.
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